Que German, no?

I just took a salsa class from man with long, shiny hair and musky cologne.  Salsa is certainly not my fortay, but I think I might have made a friend.

Partner: Did you get what he said?

Me: No, but if you wiggle your hips I think that covers it.

I walked the market and purchased a bracelet with a “v” almost identicle to one I almost purchased on Etsy and paid something like negative a dollar for it.  Then turned around and spent almost one dollar american for a canned Coca-Cola Light that says sin calorias on it.  Obviously I know that means it’s calorie free but it still makes me feel guilty drinking it.

After all that I spent twenty minutes trying to email all above to AK, but someone programmed the email/hotmail into German and so I am assuming Afmelden or Bezeet do not mean send because the message was erased.